“It was overall a positive assault experience.”

Quote of the day - “It was overall a positive assault experience,” said the petite Italian girl with the big sad bright eyes who has been disillusioned by the corruption of humanity for as long as I’ve known her. Her attitude is fierce, her heart is pure, and we can’t blame her for preferring to live in the back of her car with her surfboard in the middle of nowhere when these are the regular interactions she has with societal beings. I sigh as I reflect upon this… my moan sounds like a trillion tears and millions of torn hearts slowly bleeding.